Well, I am now in the ever growing pool of human conscienceness known as the unemployed. Quite a deep pool really. Probably enough to drown in and you certainly wouldn't want to drink it.
The reason for this of course is due to new bosses in the company coming in and deciding that I'm just not worth the money. Which is of course is such a welcome blow to my self esteem as this was now two weeks ago and I'm still not getting any call back.
On the bright side, it has given me a chance to have some fun. Was working on the set of Mock the Week the other day, which was mighty exciting. And my website should finally be up once I get my last pay cheque. Then the fun can really start.
Well, thats all for now. I'm off to watch Mock the Week to see if they stole any of my jokes...
Thursday, 24 July 2008
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Best Fetish Ever!
During one of my usual YouTube browsing, I stumpled across a very strange video.
It was of a woman in a PVC cat-suit flirting with the camera and giving it all that (so to speak). That is until a cream pie is thrown at her face. She appears to be getting turned on by this, so she gets another thrown at her. And another. She is clearly having way too much fun.
Then the camera cuts to the same girl sitting provocatively on a wooden chair before being given a 'Noel's House Party' style gunging.
It's wonderful, hilarious and a must-see family favourite. Unforunately, the youtube channel it's on doesn't let you embed their videos so I'll just tell you the name of the youtube channel: barbarian4824
But there are many more than just that one video, theres about 40.
Check them out and spread the word.
It was of a woman in a PVC cat-suit flirting with the camera and giving it all that (so to speak). That is until a cream pie is thrown at her face. She appears to be getting turned on by this, so she gets another thrown at her. And another. She is clearly having way too much fun.
Then the camera cuts to the same girl sitting provocatively on a wooden chair before being given a 'Noel's House Party' style gunging.
It's wonderful, hilarious and a must-see family favourite. Unforunately, the youtube channel it's on doesn't let you embed their videos so I'll just tell you the name of the youtube channel: barbarian4824
But there are many more than just that one video, theres about 40.
Check them out and spread the word.
Friday, 4 July 2008
More Barrel Scraping to Come
For those of you who are fans of such shows as 'Britains Got Talent', 'X Factor', 'Grease is the Word', 'Pop Idol', 'Any Dream will Do', 'How to Solve a Problem like Maria', 'Chelsea Flower Show' and 'Britain's Favourite Turnip', you will be pleased to know that the BBC has not given up on the successful 'lets try and find talent in a bunch of medicore hacks' based programmes.
'Last Choir Standing' (I'm not joking, that is its name) is a new reality talent show pitting choirs of various styles against each other in a search to find Britain's best choir.
I have only one question: Why?
Why do we care or indeed why do we need to know. How will this improve our day to day live? Will we actually feel better when we send in our £1.25 a go text to send our favourite team through to the next round?
I'm not really having a go at the TV companies for this. Of course, the formula to these shows has been infinately successful. But Choirs?! I think it's got to the point where we are no longer scaping the barrel, but have punched a hole in the barrel and are now shovoling the shit the barrel is sitting in.
'Last Choir Standing' (I'm not joking, that is its name) is a new reality talent show pitting choirs of various styles against each other in a search to find Britain's best choir.
I have only one question: Why?
Why do we care or indeed why do we need to know. How will this improve our day to day live? Will we actually feel better when we send in our £1.25 a go text to send our favourite team through to the next round?
I'm not really having a go at the TV companies for this. Of course, the formula to these shows has been infinately successful. But Choirs?! I think it's got to the point where we are no longer scaping the barrel, but have punched a hole in the barrel and are now shovoling the shit the barrel is sitting in.
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