Yes, as it happens.
Here is an exert of a conversation I had with my Dad earlier.
Me: But surely Santa is a cruel myth because you are giving something that doesn't exist credit for your work.
Dad: Isn't that what Christianity is?
And their we have it. The cynical, atheist link between Santa and Christmas.
Merry Christmas chumps! :)
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Friday, 5 December 2008
My so-called life
Don't worry, It's not about the show. I just felt like writing about my life as is the usual topic of posting on a blog. The only reason I don't write about my everyday happenings is because I'm not usually that self-obsessed. Plus the only people who would find my life interesting is me (And even that's a shaving of the truth).
My life of a few months in one paragraph.
I lost my job six months ago at XFM. Have spent that time in and out of the dole office while working day-jobs throughout. Two months ago, I retrieved my job at XFM (although with less hours but more pay). And am still looking for another job to keep me financially stable again. Just had a job interview to teach radio at my old college. Which if I get will mean the world to me. Mainly because I get to talk about my chosen profession to the so-called 'stars of tomorrow', which to me sounds like some 70's B-movie starring an over-weight yet compelling William Shatner battling sun-aliens of the future.
Which if any movie producers are reading, is not a good idea for a film. Neither is remaking classic sci-fi's like 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' or High School Music 4. Which if they ever did make would become the 4th Horseman to the motion picture apocalypse. Spelling the end to good taste and creative thinking across the world. I mean, I have no problem with the actors in these films. I just think that if I were ever offered a role in such a film, I would be concerned why the job description would include the line: 'Souls only. No CVs accepted'.
Ok, I will stop this rant before I get out of hand and start talking about who might be the anti-christ again.
Much love
My life of a few months in one paragraph.
I lost my job six months ago at XFM. Have spent that time in and out of the dole office while working day-jobs throughout. Two months ago, I retrieved my job at XFM (although with less hours but more pay). And am still looking for another job to keep me financially stable again. Just had a job interview to teach radio at my old college. Which if I get will mean the world to me. Mainly because I get to talk about my chosen profession to the so-called 'stars of tomorrow', which to me sounds like some 70's B-movie starring an over-weight yet compelling William Shatner battling sun-aliens of the future.
Which if any movie producers are reading, is not a good idea for a film. Neither is remaking classic sci-fi's like 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' or High School Music 4. Which if they ever did make would become the 4th Horseman to the motion picture apocalypse. Spelling the end to good taste and creative thinking across the world. I mean, I have no problem with the actors in these films. I just think that if I were ever offered a role in such a film, I would be concerned why the job description would include the line: 'Souls only. No CVs accepted'.
Ok, I will stop this rant before I get out of hand and start talking about who might be the anti-christ again.
Much love
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Internet Stuff, Yeah?
We all know that the Internet is good for a laugh. We've all seen two girls vomit in each others mouths (www.thatsphucked.com/post/2007/11/2-girls-1-cup-video.aspx) and a midget dancing in a Chuck Norris costume (www.chucknorrismidget.com). Hell, I've even seen a girl fart on a cake for sexual pleasure (www.cakefarter.com).
But today there is new awesomeness on the net. Firstly, a company called the QPR Institute (http://www.qprinstitute.com/) Although they are nothing to do with the football team, their supporters could soon be part of the client base as they are an organisation that teaches you how to prevent suicides. They expect you to pay them, in order to learn how to stop a suicidal person from committing suicide. I don't know about you but from my experience suicidal tendencies, large amounts of human contact from ill informed strangers is usually the reason you want to commit suicide.
And secondly, possibly the best news story concerning come-up pence ever! I think it's best if you just read this one: http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=161348&catid=3
But today there is new awesomeness on the net. Firstly, a company called the QPR Institute (http://www.qprinstitute.com/) Although they are nothing to do with the football team, their supporters could soon be part of the client base as they are an organisation that teaches you how to prevent suicides. They expect you to pay them, in order to learn how to stop a suicidal person from committing suicide. I don't know about you but from my experience suicidal tendencies, large amounts of human contact from ill informed strangers is usually the reason you want to commit suicide.
And secondly, possibly the best news story concerning come-up pence ever! I think it's best if you just read this one: http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=161348&catid=3
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